Requirements:
Note: These are only the Requirements for the basic part of the Quest. The requirements for each of the Sub-Quests can be found in their respective sections within this Guide.
Required Items:
- Knife
- Pineapple
- Cocktail Shaker
- Cocktail Glas
- Ashes
- Rotten Tomato
- 2 Lemons
- 2 Oranges
- Eye of Newt
- Greenman's Ale
Teleport Runes and Teleport Jewelry are recommended to have throughout the entire Quest.
Note: These are only the required Items for the basic part of the Quest. The Items needed for each of the Sub-Quests can be found in their respective sections within this Guide.
Starting Point: The Cook in the Lumbridge Castle Kitchen.
Overview:
- The Banquet
- The Cutscene
- The Sub-Quests
- The Final Battle
- The Rewards
- Speak to the Cook, and ask him if he has any Quests for you.
He will tell you that he needs the following Items:
- Eye of Newt
- Dirty Blast
- Rotten Tomato
- Greenman's Ale
He will give you 100 Gold Pieces in compensation for the expenses. For the Dirty Blast, you must add Ashes to a Fruit Blast. The Fruit Blast must be player made.
- To make a Fruit Blast, mix a Lemon, an Orange, and a Pineapple into the Cocktail Shaker. Pour the contents of the Shaker into the Cocktail Glass, and use a Knife on a Lemon to make Slices. Use the Sliced Lemon on the Unfinished Cocktail Glass.
- Once you have added the Ashes into the Fruit Blast Cocktail to turn it into a Dirty Blast, take it and the rest of the Items back to Lumbridge and give them to the Cook.
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You have completed Another Cook's Quest!
1 Quest Point
An invitation to the most
amazing feast you'll ever see!
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Note: You can now use the Culinaromancer's Chest in the Lumbridge Basement as a Bank.
- After completing the main part of the Quest, the Cook will tell you to go into the Dining Hall. There will be a Door on the north side of the Kitchen. When you've gone through the Door, a long Cutscene will play.
- At the end, a Gypsy will appear and freeze time. Speak to her. She will say that you must find the exact type of food that each person at the Table has eaten to save them.
- To start a Sub-Quest, click on one of the characters at the Table and investigate them.
Note: To start a Sub-Quest, you must speak with both the Gypsy and the Cook about what to do. Sub-Quests can be completed in any order, and the ones below are arranged by difficulty.
Requirements:
Required Items:
- 500 Gold Pieces
- Pot of Flour
- Bowl of Water
- Egg
- Bucket of Milk
- A Pair of Gloves (Ice Gloves are recommended)
Recommended Items:
- Ring of Charos (a)
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Falador and Lumbridge teleport Runes
Starting Point: Inspect the Dwarf in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Head to Falador and walk north to Doric's Anvil. Once you've arrived, head west past Taverley to the Tunnel that cuts under White Wolf Mountain. Go inside of the Tunnel.
- Walk through the Tunnel until you see the Bar. Go into the Bar and find an old Dwarf
named Rohak, who happens to be the Father of the Dwarf from the Banquet. He will refuse to talk to you, but he will mention the Rising Sun. This is the name of the Pub in Falador.
- Teleport to Falador and go into the Rising Sun Pub. Talk to either one of the Barmaids. Ask the Barmaid about Dwarves and Ales. She will tell you that she has a secret Recipe that she could give to you. You will need to pay her 200 Gold Pieces for it, or you can get it for free by using your Ring of Charos (a) and charming her.
- Purchase approximately 10 Asgarnian Ales from her for three Gold Pieces each. The number of Ales required is different from player to player, so it's best to buy extra. Then use the Gold Pieces in your inventory on each of the Ales to get Asgoldian Ale.
- Go back to the Bar under White Wolf Mountain. Speak to Rohak again. Each time you talk to him, he will drink an Asgoldian Ale. Eventually, he will become very drunk and will not take any more Ales. He will then tell you the recipe for a price of 100 Gold Pieces.
- Use your Gold Pieces on Rohak to give him the money. He will also agree to cook the Rock Cake for you. Give him all of the ingredients, and he will cook it on the Fire in the center of the Bar.
- When the Cake is complete, Rohak will place it on the Table beside him. For this part, make sure you have your Gloves on (Ice Gloves are recommended). If you don't, taking the Rock Cake will damage you because it is so hot.
- If you did not use Ice Gloves, go to Lumbridge and speak to the Gypsy. The Gypsy will state that it will kill the Dwarf because it is too hot. If this is the case, then go to Edgeville. Make your way to the top of Ice Mountain, west of the Monastery, and kill Level 13 Ice Fiends. Killing the Fiend will cause it to breathe cool air and cool the Rock Cake down.
- Once the Rock Cake is cool enough to eat, return to the Dining Hall and use the Rock Cake on the Dwarf.
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We've saved the Mountain Dwarf!
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking Experience
1,000 Slayer Experience
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Charcoal
- Blue/Green/Purple Dye
- Orange
- Fish Bait
- Spice
- Bread
- Bucket of Water
- Knife
Recommended Items:
- Falador and Lumbridge teleport Runes
Starting Point: Inspect General Bentnoze or General Wartface in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Head to the Goblin Village, north of Falador. Speak to any of the Goblins, and they will tell you to speak to the Village Cook, who is underground.
- Head to the Building on the east side of the Village and climb down the Ladder. Talk to the Cook, Mudknuckles, and ask him for help. He will say he needs Charcoal. Use your Charcoal on Mudknuckles. A Cutscene will start to play.
- After the Cutscene, talk to Mudknuckles and ask him for help again. He will request some ingredients for the special Dish.
- Use the Bucket of Water on the Bread to make Soggy Bread. Use the Spice on the Fish Bait to make Spicy Maggots. Cut your Orange using a Knife to make Slices. Then use your Dye on the Slices to make Dyed Oranges.
- Talk to Mudknuckles again and give him the Items. He will mix it up and hand you the Slop of Compromise.
- Head back to Lumbridge and go into the Dining Hall. Use the Slop of Compromise on the Generals.
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You have freed the Goblins!
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking Experience
1,000 Crafting Experience
1,000 Farming Experience
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Raw Cod
- Pestle and Mortar
- Bread
- Knife
- Fishbowl
- 3 Bronze Wires
- Needle
Recommended Items:
- A Weapon
- Boots of Lightness
- Falador and Lumbridge teleport Runes
Starting Point: Inspect Pirate Pete in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Speak to the Cook in the Lumbridge Kitchen to find out how to cook a Fish Cake.
- Use your Knife on the Bread to make Bread Crumbs. Use the Pestle and Mortar on the Raw Cod to make Ground Cod.
- Go to Port Khazard which is south of Ardougne, along the eastern coastline. Once you're there, speak to Murphy on the Docks and ask him to make some Diving Equipment out of your Fishbowl. Once you have the Fishbowl Helmet and Diving Apparatus, put them on.
Note: Make sure that your Weight does not exceed 27 kg when you have the Diving Equipment on. You can wear Boots of Lightness to take 4 kg off of your Weight. Make sure that you have at least seven free spaces in your Inventory.
- Speak to him once again and ask him to take you out to Sea. You will then dive into the water. Once you are in the water, notice the Anchor right beside you. If you want to leave the Water, you can climb up the Anchor to go back to Land. While you're swimming, your Weapon and Shield will go into your Inventory so that your Arms are free to swim.
- Swim north and look for Kelp on the sea floor. Kelp resembles a giant Plant with big green Leaves. Once you find some, pick it up.
- Swim north again until you meet a tribe of Mogres in an underwater Cavern. Near the entrance is the Mogre Leader, Nung. Talk to him and he will think that you are a fish. Tell him you want some Crab Meat, and he will tell you to get 5 Mudskipper Hides.
- Exit the cavern and head west. You will see Pipe and a bunch of Rocks in front of it. Pick up five of the Rocks.
- Click on the Pipe to go in. You will now be able to walk underwater and access your Inventory. You will see some Mudskippers, Level 30 and 31, in a small Cave. Kill five of them and pick up their Hides.
- Go back into the Mogre Cave and speak to Nung. Give him the 5 Mudskipper Hides. He will tell you to get a Needle and some Bronze Wire. Speak to him again and say that you have them. You will now have permission to go into the Crab Pen.
- Go into the Crab Pen, located in the middle of the Mogre Cavern, by opening the Pen Door. Kill a Crab and pick up a piece of Crab Meat. Crab Meat heals two Hitpoints per bite, and each piece of Meat is eaten in five bites. You may also wish to pick up the other remains that are occasionally dropped by Crabs to create Crab Armour. For the stats of the Armour, see the Rewards section below.
- Go back to Lumbridge and Speak to the Cook in the Castle's Kitchen. Tell him that you have the ingredients.
- Use your Pestle and Mortar on the Crab Meat to make Ground Crab Meat. Use your Pestle and Mortar with the Kelp to get Ground Kelp.
- To make the Fish Cake, use one of the ingredients on another and it will automatically combine all of them together. Then use the Raw Fish Cake on the Range in the Kitchen to cook it.
- Enter the Dining Hall and use the Fish Cake on Pirate Pete.
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You have freed Pirate Pete!
1 Quest Point
1,000 Cooking Experience
1,000 Fishing Experience
1,000 Smithing Experience
1,000 Crafting Experience
Access to the Mogre Camp
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Cake Tin
- Pot of Flour
- Egg
- Bucket of Milk
Recommended Items:
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Lumbridge teleport Runes
Starting Point: Inspect the Lumbridge Guide in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Teleport to Draynor Village and head south to the Wizards' Tower. Go up one flight of stairs and find Traiborn in the northeastern Room.
- Talk to him and describe your situation. He will tell you a list of ingredients to get:
- Cake Tin
- Pot of Flour
- Egg
- Bucket of Milk
- Speak to him again and he will say that he needs to enchant the ingredients before making the Cake. Before he enchants them, however, he will need to quiz you. He will take one item and ask you questions. Answer three questions in a row correctly, and he will enchant it.
- Round 1 - Egg: Name that Person
In this round, you must identify the person who hatches out of the Egg. Select any of the following names if you see them on your list:
- Ali Morissane
- Gertrude
- Hetty
- King Lathas
- Islwyn
- Pirate Pete
- Prof. Gronigen
- Reldo
- Unferth
- Velorina
He will then tell you to say Dandolino Zadribrim.
- Round 2 - Milk: Questions
Here you must choose the answer that fits the best.
| Question |
Answer |
| A Glass Vial is to 33, as a Glass Orb is to |
46 |
| A Gold Ring is to 5, as a Holy Symbol is to |
16 |
| How many Gold Pieces does it take to bribe a Guard at the Toll Gate to Al Kharid prior to earning their trust? |
10 |
| I can hear howling in one direction and buzzing in the other - where am I? |
Catherby |
| I'm in a bar west of Pollnivneach. Where am I? |
Bandit Camp |
| If I'm going to need glass, first I will need |
Sand, a Bucket, Soda Ash and a Glassblowing Pipe |
| Take the number of Fire Runes required to cast Fire Strike, and multiply by the number of Air Runes used to cast Wind Strike before adding the number of Earth Runes used to cast Earth Wave. What do you get? |
10 |
| The combat level of Goblins near Lumbridge is |
2 |
| The River Salve runs from |
North to South |
| What doesn't lie between Morytania and Asgarnia? |
Keep Le Faye |
| Which Guild is closest to the Fishing Platform (as the Seagull flies)? |
Legends' |
| What ingredients are used in a Cake? |
Flour, Eggs and Milk |
| What is the Defense Level requirement to wear a Mystic Hat? |
20 |
| Which tower is closest to the Crafting Guild? |
Dark Wizards' |
He will then tell you to say Skalindom Ralinaplo.
- Round 3 - Flour: Memorization
In this round, you will be shown a set of Items, and then asked a question about the Items.
| Items displayed |
Question |
Answer |
- Air Rune
- Maple Longbow
- Magic Shortbow
- Tomato Seed
- Unholy Book
- Poison Ivy Berries
- Coconut
- Water Rune
- Logs
- Black Longsword
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How many weapons were you shown? |
3 |
- Wolfbane
- Bloated Toad
- Distillator
- Cider
- Dwarven Stout
- Chef's Delight
- Jade
- Opal
- Chaos Talisman
- Mind Talisman
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Which items begin with the letter "m"? |
Mind Talisman |
- Silverlight
- Druid Pouch
- Ghostspeak Amulet
- Moonlight Mead
- Book of Balance
- Trout
- Pike
- Yew Logs
- Death Talisman
- Magic Logs
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Which items were amongst those you were shown? |
- Book of Balance
- Magic logs
- Pike
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- Fire Rune
- Yew Shortbow
- Tin Ore
- Iron Ore
- Holy Book
- Dwellberries
- Mithril Arrow
- Trout
- Silver Ore
- Chaos Rune
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How many types of Runes are there? |
2 |
- Ball
- Flypaper
- Potato Seed
- Onion Seed
- Cadava Berries
- Jangerberries
- Herring
- Salmon
- Dwellberries
- Mithril Arrow
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Which of the following items were NOT shown to you? |
Trout |
He will tell you to say Splendidium Romelno.
- Use all of the Enchanted ingredients on the Cake Tin.
- Head back to Lumbridge Castle and bake the Cake in the Kitchen's Range.
- Head into the Dining Hall and use the Cake of Guidance on the Lumbridge Guide.
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You have freed the Lumbridge Guide!
1 Quest Point
2,500 Cooking Experience
2,500 Magic Experience
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- 10 Stews
- Kitten/Cat/Wiley Cat
Recommended Items:
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Lumbridge teleport Runes
Starting Point: Inspect Evil Dave in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Go to Edgeville and head to the House west of the Bank. Speak to Doris inside of the House, who happens to be Evil Dave's Mother. Use both of the chat options on her. She will then allow you to go downstairs where Dave lives. Open the Trapdoor inside the house to go down to the Basement.
- Find Evil Dave in his room and speak to him. Ask him what food he ate, and then select the option that says, You've got to tell me because the magic requires it. He will then tell you that he ate Evil Stew that tastes just like the one that his mother makes.
- Head back up the stairs and speak to Doris again. Ask her about the Stew. She will tell you that she adds a special amount of Spices into the Stew. She will also tell you that Dave's Hellrats stole them.
- Head back down the Trapdoor and deploy your pet Cat. Right-click your Cat and interact with it. Select Chase to catch Hellrats.
- When you have successfully caught one, the Hellrat will drop 1 Ash and a coloured Spice with a certain dosage. Pick up the Spice. Continue to do this until you have ten doses of each type of Spice: Red, Brown, Yellow and Orange. If you have a Kitten or a Lazy Cat, you will need to be patient because they are the slowest at catching Rats.
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Note: Once your Cat has caught seven Hellrats, it will turn into a Hellcat. You can turn it back into a normal Cat by feeding it a Bucket of Milk. Or you can ask Doris, Dave's mother, to feed your cat, which will change it back to normal as well.
- The Stew uses a combination of four different Spices, and there is a different amount of each Spice in the Stew. Each player has a different combination to get. So, go to the bank and deposit all of the Stews and Spices. Then, withdraw three Stews and all of the Bottles of one colour of Spice. You must withdraw only one colour because you must test the Stew one colour at a time to avoid confusion.
Note: You can only have one, two or three doses of a Spice in the Stew.
- Go back to Evil Dave's Basement. Use one bottle of Spice on the Stew. You should now have one dose of Spice in the Stew.
- Talk to Evil Dave. He will drink your Stew and test to see if it is the correct amount. He will then say something.
- If he says something like, "That's nothing like the stew I tasted. All the spices are wrong", then that means you should put an additional dose of Spice into the next Stew and restart back at Step #8.
- If he says, "Hmm... I think you've got the amount of one Spice right, but the others are wrong", then you have the correct amount of Spice of that colour in the Stew. Go to the Bank and withdraw another Stew and a different colour of Spice, and then restart back at Step #7 until you've done it for all the Spice colours.
- Add the correct dosages of Spice for each colour into the Stew, and give that to Evil Dave. Don't worry about him drinking it, because you'll tell him not too.
- Go to Lumbridge and head into the Dining Hall. Use the Spicy Stew on Evil Dave.
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You have freed the Lumbridge Guide!
1 Quest Point
7,000 Cooking Experience
Ability to make Spicy Stew
Ability to own a Hell-cat
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Ogre Bow
- 25 Ogre/Brutal Arrows
- Ogre Bellows
- Hatchet
- Iron Spit
- Tinderbox
- Logs
- Pickaxe
- Ball of Wool
Recommended Items:
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Ring of Dueling
- 2 extra Balls of Wool
- 30 Gold Pieces or Ring of Charos(a)
- Lumbridge and Ardougne teleport Runes
Note: The Ogre Bow and Ogre Bellows can be obtained during the quest. If you don't have them, bring an additional 1,000 Gold Pieces.
Starting Point: Inspect Skrach Uglogwee in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Head to Feldip Hills
- If you don't have an Ogre Bow, speak to Rantz and purchase one for approximately 550 Gold Pieces.
If you do not have an Ogre Bellows, head north of Rantz to his Cave and enter it. At the northwest side of his Home, you will find a Chest with a bunch of Rocks on it. Click on the Chest to unlock it. Then search and take the Ogre Bellows.
- Once you have both, head back to Rantz and ask him about Jubbly Birds. He will first ask for two favours. He will say you need to cook a Chompy Bird on Karamja Island and find a way to create a Boat to go to Karamja. He will tell you to speak to him near the coast by a large Tree that is located southeast of your current location.
- Go southeast until you find Rantz again. Use the Feldip Hills map above for the location. Speak to him about the Jubbly Bird again and he will mention that you still need to do the favours for him. You will tell him that you need a large Tree to make the Boat. He will then kick down the large Tree beside you.
- Use your Hatchet on the fallen Tree three times, and you will have carved out a Crude Boat.
- Now speak to Rantz about the Jubbly Bird again. He will tell you that you still need to cook the Chompy Bird on Karamja Island. He will then shoot an Arrow onto a Tree on the Island. You must find this Arrow.
- Head west until you reach the Swamp. Use your Ogre Bellows on the Swamp Bubbles in the Swamp. You will have 3 loads of Gas. Use the loaded Ogre Bellows on a Swamp Toad. It will go into your Inventory. Use the Bellows on two more Toads, just in case. Beware of the Wolves (Level 64) and the Ogres (Level 53), who are both aggressive.
- Head to a rather cleared area in Feldip Hills and drop the Bloated Swamp Toad on the floor. Walk a short distance away from it to hide.
- Wait a while until you see a Chompy Bird fly in to eat the toad. There will be a flashing arrow to indicate that a Chompy Bird has arrived. If one doesn't show up, your Toad will explode. If that happens, just drop another one on the ground. Once a Chompy appears, shoot it with your Ogre Bow and Ogre Arrows until it dies. Click on the Chompy to pluck the Feathers. Then pick up the Raw Chompy and use your Iron Spit on it to make a Skewered Chompy.
- Teleport to Ardougne and take the Boat to Brimhaven. You can either pay the thirty Gold Pieces to board the Boat, or use your Ring of Charos (a) to charm the Captain.
- Once at Brimhaven, head south to Tai Bwo Wannai Village. At the Village, head west to the beach and walk along it until you see an Arrow stuck in a Tree. There will only be one Tree around. Stand near the Tree with the Arrow in it and light your Logs with your Tinderbox. Then use your Chompy Bird with a Spit in it on the Fire.
- A short Cutscene will play. Once it's over, take the Boat back to Feldip Hills by clicking on the Boat carried by Rantz' Children. You will then be back where you made the Crude Boat in Feldip Hills.
- Once you're back in Feldip Hills, speak to Rantz again. You will ask him to tell you about how to catch Jubbly Birds.
- Walk north to Rantz' Cave. Just a bit east of the Cave Entrance, there will be a Pile of Rocks which you can mine. Mine the Pile of Rocks until you have three Rocks in your Inventory. Only one Rock is required but two more are recommended.
- Go back to the Swamp where you found the Swamp Toads. Load your Ogre Bellows by using it on the Gas Bubbles in the Swamp. Then use your loaded Ogre Bellows on a Swamp Toad. Use the Bellows on two more Toads, just in case. Then refill your Ogre Bellows with Gas again.
- Go to a relatively clear area in Feldip Hills. With the Bloated Toad, Ball of Wool, and a Rock in your Inventory, use your Ogre bellows on the Bloated Toad. You will create a Balloon Toad.
- Drop the Balloon Toad on the ground and walk a short distance away to hide.
- Wait until a Jubbly Bird flies in to eat the Balloon Toad. Once it appears, shoot it until it dies. If it doesn't appear, you will need to repeat the process using another Bloated Toad, Ball of Wool, and Rock. When you've killed the Jubbly Bird, pluck it and then pick up the Jubbly Meat. Jubbly Birds also drop Big Bones and Feathers.
- Go back to Rantz and ask how to cook it. He will tell you to cook it on a Spit-Roast.
- Walk north to Rantz's Cave. Just south of the entrance, you will see an Ogre Spit-Roast. Use the Raw Jubbly Bird on the Spit-Roast to cook it.
- Go back to Lumbridge and head into the Dining Hall. Use the cooked Jubbly on Skrach Uglogwee.
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You have freed Skrach "Bone Crusher" Uglogwee!
1 Quest Point
1,500 Cooking Experience
1,500 Woodcutting Experience
1,500 Ranged Experience
1,500 Crafting Experience
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Bucket of Milk
- Pot of Cream
- Sweetcorn
- Pot
- Hatchet
- Machete
- Raw Chicken
- Dramen Staff
- Pestle and Mortar
- Ice Gloves
Recommended Items:
- Anti-Dragon Shield
- Anti-Dragon Potion
- Armour
- A Weapon
- Food
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Ring of Charos(a)
- 100 Gold Pieces
- Prayer Potions
- Lumbridge and Ardougne teleport Runes
If you wish to use Magic or Ranged attacks to kill Zombies on Entrana, then make sure you have some Runes to attack with or un-assembled Range Gear.
Note: Anti-Dragon Potions do not work unless you are wearing an Anti-Dragon Shield.
Starting Point: Inspect Sir Amik Varze in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Head to Ardougne and go to the Bank. Withdraw a Hatchet, a Machete, about 100 Gold Pieces and a charged Amulet of Glory.
- Go to the Port and take the Boat to Brimhaven. You can either pay the Captain thirty Gold Pieces to take the Boat, or you can Charm him with your Ring of Charos(a).
- Once on Brimhaven, head southeast from the Docks and ask Hajedy to take you to Shilo Village.
- Upon reaching Shilo Village, head east past the bank, to the Exit. Pass the two Gates to exit Shilo Village, and then Right-click the Cart to search and jump over. Head south along the Hills that separate Karamja and Kharazi Jungle. Walk to a gathering of Jungle Bushes and Trees. Using your Machete and your Hatchet, cut your way south through the Jungle Bushes and Trees.
- Walk south towards the coast. Walk along the coast while looking for a Vanilla Plant. When you've found one, click on it to search and obtain a Vanilla Pod.
- Teleport to Draynor Village and go to the Bank. Withdraw one Raw Sweetcorn and a Pot.
- Go to any Windmill, preferably the one between Draynor Village and Lumbridge because it is on the way. Create Cornflour by going up to the highest Floor of the Windmill and put the Sweetcorn into the Hopper. Then pull the Hopper controls to start the grinding process. Head to the ground Floor and click on the Flour Bin to empty it. One Sweetcorn makes one Pot of Cornflour.
- Go back to the Draynor Bank and withdraw your Charged Amulet of Glory and Runes or un-assembled Ranging Gear (if you wish to kill the Zombies on Entrana with Magic Spells or Ranged attacks).
- Walk west to Port Sarim and speak to the Monks, located on the Docks south of the Bar. Ask them if you can journey to Entrana.
Note: Make sure you do not have any Weapons or Armour with you.
- Once you arrive, head north past the Church, over a bridge to a Chicken Farm. If you do not have a Raw Chicken yet, take this opportunity to kill two Chickens and pick up the Raw Chicken. From the Chicken Farm, walk west until you see a Ruined Building with a Ladder and a Monk inside. Click on the Ladder to go down. The Monk will warn you that Prayer cannot be used down there. Go down anyway.
- Assemble your Ranging Gear if you have any. Kill the Level 25 Zombies until they drop an Axe. Once they drop an Axe, pick it up.
- Walk southeast until you see Greater Demons (Level 92). Run south of them to a Room with the Dramen Tree. Click on the Dramen Tree to chop a branch off. Chop off another Branch if you do not have a Dramen Staff.
- Teleport back to Draynor Village using your Amulet of Glory. Go into the building that is north of the Bank. Speak to the Wise Old Man. Say that you would like to ask you something. Ask him about Strange Beasts, and then the Evil Chicken. He will mention several theories on the origin of the Chicken.
- Search the Bookshelves in the Wise Old Man's Home until you find a Book on Chickens. Read the Book and it will mention that you have to make a sacrifice to get into the Evil Chicken's Lair. At this point, you may want to recharge your Prayer Level, because it was drained when you went into the Dungeon on Entrana. The closest Altar would be in Lumbridge.
- Go back to the Draynor Bank and withdraw your Pestle and Mortar. Use the Pestle and Mortar on the Dramen Branch to create Cinnamon. Wield a Dramen Staff. If you do not have a Dramen Staff, you can create one by using a Knife on a Dramen Branch.
- Go southeast of Draynor Village Bank into Lumbridge Swamp. Continue east, passing the Mysterious Ruins, until you reach a Small Building. Enter the Building.
- After entering, head west until you see a Bank. Withdraw your Armour, Weapons, four to five Prayer Potions, an Anti-Dragon Shield, an Anti-Dragon Potion (if you have one), a Raw Chicken and Food. Make sure you have two spaces open in your Inventory.
Note: You can leave and re-enter the Evil Chicken's Lair at any time you wish. However, you will need another Raw Chicken to re-enter.
- Go to the Cave that you were teleported to when you walked into the small Building. On the north side of the Cave, you will notice an Evil Chicken Shrine. Use your Raw Chicken on the Shrine to enter the Evil Chicken's Lair. Run north past the Black Dragons to a Chamber where the Evil Chicken is located.
Note: Be prepared to run before you enter the Lair.
- The Evil Chicken's Level depends on your character's Combat Level. It only attacks with Magic Attacks, so turn on the "Protection from Magic" Prayer. Attack the Evil Chicken. Once it's dead, pick up the Evil Chicken Egg that it dropped.
- Prepare to kill a Level 227 Black Dragon. Turn on the "Protection from Melee" Prayer and make sure you are wielding your Anti-Dragon Shield. If you have one, drink a Anti-Dragon Potion. Attack and kill the Black Dragon. When she dies, she will drop a Dragon Token. Pick up the Token.
- Exit the Lair the same way you came in. Once in Zanaris again, deposit your entire Inventory and take out your Pot of Cream, Bucket of Milk, Pot of Cornflour, Vanilla Pod, Evil Chicken Egg, Cinnamon, Dragon Token and your Ice Gloves.
- To create a Brulee, first use a Bucket of Milk on the Pot of Cream to make Milky Mixture. Next, use the Milky Mixture on your Pot of Cornflour to make a Cornflour Mixture. Add your Vanilla Pod into the Cornflour Mixture, and then use the Evil Chicken Egg with the Unfinished Brulee. Lastly, add Cinnamon to the mixture to create an Uncooked Brulee.
- Now put on your Ice Gloves. You can still do this part without Ice Gloves, but you will take damage from a Dragon's Fire Breath. You can also do this part without Gloves while using Anti-Fire Shield and an Anti-Fire Potion. Rub your Dragon Token. K'klik the Fairy Dragon will appear. The concept here is like a Genie in a Bottle, except he only grants one wish. Wish for a Cooked Brulee. He will then cook your Brulee.
- Go to the Bank and withdraw a set of Lumbridge Teleport Runes. Make sure you have your Creme Brulee Supreme.
- Teleport to Lumbridge and go into the Dining Hall. Use your Creme Brulee Supreme on Sir Amik Varze.
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You have freed Sir Amik Varze!
1 Quest Point
4,000 Cooking Experience
4,000 Hitpoints Experience
Increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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Requirements:
Required Items:
- Gorilla Greegree
- Ninja Greegree
- Zombie Greegree
- M'speak Amulet
- Rope
- Pestle and Mortar
- Knife
- Some Gold Pieces, at least 3 are required to buy Monkey Nuts
Recommended Items:
- Cooking Gauntlets
- 2 Prayer Potions
- Armour
- A Weapon
- Anti-Poison Potion
- Charged Amulet of Glory
- Lumbridge teleport Runes
Note: For information on how to create a Greegree and the M'speak Amulet, refer to the Monkey Madness Quest Guide. The locations of the Monkeys needed are:
- Ninja: Locate the Fruit store and climb up the ladder. There will be two Monkey Archers (Ninjas) and a Spider.
- Gorilla: Head east to the Temple. Use the "Protection from Melee" Prayer while attacking the Gorilla. You can pray at the Altar if you must.
- Zombie: Underground below the Temple or in the cave where Zooknock is.
Starting Point: Inspect Awowogei in the Dining Hall of Lumbridge Castle.
- Go to Al Kharid and take the Gnome Glider to the Grand Tree.
- Go to the Floor with the Bar on it. Find Daero and speak to him. Tell him you wish to go to Crash Island. He will blindfold you.
- Once you arrive, speak to Waydar to go to Crash Island. Then, once on Crash Island, speak to Lumdo who will take you to Ape Atoll.
- Once there, wield a Greegree (preferably the Ninja one because it is the fastest). Head northwest to the Ape Atoll Bamboo Gates and go through them. Then go east to the building that is south of the Temple. Speak to the most southern Gorilla Guard to enter.
- Speak to Awowogei and ask him if he has a favorite dish. He will refuse to say what it is, but he will mention that the three Monkeys know.
- Now go south again and ask the Gorilla Guards if you can leave the Building.
- Head north to the Temple and in the northwest corner, you should see three Monkeys (Monkeys that see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil). Speak to them and you will tell them that you are planning a Birthday Party for the Monkey King, so you will need to know the King's favourite Dish. They will tell you that you need a Big Snake, Monkey Nuts, and Bananas. The Monkeys will also mention that the Big Snake is found in a Dungeon on Crash Island.
- Go back to Lumdo and his Boat (using the Shortcut by the Graveyard, if you can). Ask him to take you back to Crash Island.
- Once on Crash Island, prepare for battle. Head east of the Boat to a Dungeon. Turn on the "Protection from Melee" Prayer and drink a Super Anti-Poison if you have one. If you have the normal Anti-Poison Potion, wait until after the Battle to drink it. Head down the Hole by clicking on it. You will be in a small Cave with a bunch of Level 84 Big Snakes in a Multi-combat area.
Note: Do not stand near the Wall because there are smaller Snakes that will attack you from there.
Attack and kill a Big Snake. When it dies, it will drop its Corpse. Pick it up. When you cook the Snake later on in the quest, it is possible to burn it, so you might want to kill one or two more Big Snakes in case you do.
- Now head back out of the cave by climbing the rope hanging down the spotlight. Head west back to Lumdo and ask him to take you back to Ape Atoll.
- Back on Ape Atoll, equip your Greegree again and head through the City Gates. Walk a bit west to the Monkey Child. Pick a Banana from the Tree near him. You can also purchase one at the Food Ship.
- Now go to the Food Shop near the large Ape Statue in the center of the City and purchase a Monkey Nut for three Gold Pieces.
- Go back to the Temple to speak to the three Monkeys again. They will tell you that you have the right Snake, but the type of Banana is incorrect. You will need to find a Red Banana, which is grown on Red Banana Trees.
- Head directly west of Ape Atoll until you reach the western coastline. There you should see a Red Banana Tree with two Bushes in front of it. Wear your Gorilla Greegree here. Then use the Rope on the Red Banana Tree to pull it down and grab a Red Banana. Drop the Red Banana and use the Rope on the tree again to take another. Then pick up the one on the ground. You may also wish to get more than two if you are afraid that you will burn your Snake.
- Go back to the Temple to speak to the three Monkeys again. One of them will eat one of your Red Bananas and will tell you that it is the correct type of Banana. They will then say that you do not have the correct type of Monkey Nuts. The dish requires a special type of Nuts, called Tchiki Nuts. These are located on a Bush found deep inside the Hills south of the Temple.
- Go back to the center of Ape Atoll where the large Ape Statue is. Head south past the Rune Shop and cross the Bridge. You should be able to notice an Agility Course symbol by the Waterfall. Get as close as you can to the Waterfall.
- Click on the Jumping Stone in the Water. You may fall into the Water here if you fail. Once you jump over onto the small Island with the Tree, climb up the Tree. Then click on the Monkey Bars to climb across it. You may fall back into the Water here and will have to start over.
- Once you cross the Monkey Bars, there will be a Pile of Skulls going up the Hill. Click on the Pile closest to you to climb up. This may take several tries for some people.
- Once you have crawled up the Skulls, head southeast to the top of the Waterfall where you will see a Rope hanging down a Tree. Click on the Rope to swing across the Waterfall. If you fail, you will fall down the Waterfall and land on the small Island that you started on.
- Upon swinging across, you will notice a Hole surrounded by Walls. Climb down into that Hole. You will appear in a cave with a Tchiki Bush in the center of it. Click on the bush to obtain some Tchiki Nuts. Drop the Nuts and take as many as you think you will need. You will need at least two.
- Climb back out of the Hole and head north to a Tropical Tree that has a Vine Rope. Click on that Tree to get down from the Hill. You may fall here as well.
- Go back to the Temple and speak to the three monkeys again. One of them will eat a Nut and tell you that it is the right type.
- Use your Knife on the Red Banana to make Slices. Then use your Pestle and Mortar on the Monkey to make Monkey Nut Paste. Use either the Red Banana Slices or Monkey Nut Paste with your Big Snake and it will automatically stuff the both of them in the Snake. You should now have a Raw Snake.
- Speak to the Monkeys again and ask how to cook the Snake. They will tell you that you need to go down into the Dungeon below them and become a Zombie.
- Walk to the east side of the Temple and you should see a Trapdoor. There will be three Monkey Guards walking around it. It may be difficult to get to because the Monkey Guards block the way occasionally, and you cannot walk through them. Open the Trapdoor and go down.
- Head down one of the two Ramps. Once on the lower level, take note of the Cave Entrance on the Wall between the two Ramps.
- Go into the Cave Entrance. Put on your Zombie Greegree. If you don't, you may not pass this area. Once you are a Monkey Zombie, walk over the heated ground and to the center of the cave.
- Use your Raw Snake on the long yellow Rock to cook it. It is suggested that you wear Cooking Gauntlets and drink a Chef's Delight if you find yourself burning the Snake.
- Once it is cooked, head back to Lumbridge. Go into the Lumbridge Dining Hall and use your Stuffed Snake on Awowogei.
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You have freed King Awowogei!
1 Quest Point
10,000 Cooking Experience
10,000 Agility Experience
Ability to use the
"Teleport to Ape Atoll" Spell
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Requirements:
Recommended Items:
- Runes
- Crystal Bow/Bow and Arrows
- Armour with good Melee Defense bonuses
- Armour with good Magic Defense bonuses
- A Weapon
- Ring of Life
- Teleport item
- Food
- Super Restore Potions
- Super Attack Potions
- Super Defense Potions
- Super Strength Potions
- Ice Gloves
Once you have completed all of the Sub-Quests, the Gypsy will unfreeze time and the Culinaromancer will run away into the Portal. You will now have to face six high Level enemies, including the Culinaromancer.
Important things to note when battling:
- You may not use Prayer during any of the battles.
- You may leave at any time you wish by teleporting or clicking on the Portal. The Portal looks like a bunch of floating white Rings.
- If you leave, you may re-enter at any time and you'll come back where you left off. However, if you leave while attacking a monster and come back, the monster will have full Hit Points again.
- There are no Safe Spots for attacking with Ranged, Magical, or Halberd Attacks.
- If you die, you will lose all of your items.
- Rings of Life work inside of the Portal.
- Should you need to bank, you can access the Culinaromancer's Chest and use that as a Bank. The Chest is located in the Lumbridge Kitchen Cellar.
| Agrith-Na-Na |
 |
| Level |
146 |
| Attack Style |
Melee |
| Attack Speed |
About the speed of an Abyssal Whip |
| Drops |
1 Banana |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Melee |
| Recommended Items |
Super Attack Potions, Super Defense Potions, Super Strength Potions, Sharks, Ring of Life, Armour and a Melee Weapon |
| Flambeed |
 |
| Level |
149 |
| Attack Style |
Melee. Whenever he hits you, he will heat up your Weapon, causing you to take some damage. |
| Attack Speed |
About the speed of an Abyssal Whip |
| Drops |
5 Cakes |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Melee, while wearing Ice Gloves |
| Recommended Items |
Ice Gloves, Super Attack Potions, Super Defense Potions, Super Strength Potions, Sharks, Ring of Life, Armour and a Melee Weapon |
| Karamel |
 |
| Level |
136 |
| Attack Style |
Magic. The Spell can lower your Statistics, and can stop you from attacking. |
| Attack Speed |
Normal Magic casting speed |
| Drops |
1 Choco-ice |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Melee or Magic |
| Recommended Items |
Armour with good Magic Defense bonuses, Fire Magic Spell Runes/Melee Weapon, 6 Super Restore Potions, Sharks and a Ring of Life. |
| Dessourt |
 |
| Level |
121 |
| Attack Style |
Melee and Ranged. Dessourt throws Gold Pieces at you occasionally, which causes five damage for each one. |
| Attack Speed |
About the speed of an Abyssal Whip |
| Drops |
1 Chocolate Dust |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Melee |
| Recommended Items |
Super Attack Potions, Super Defense Potions, Super Strength Potions, Sharks, Ring of Life, Armour and a Weapon. |
| Gelatinnoth Mother |
 |
| Level |
130 |
| Attack Style |
Magic and Ranged |
| Attack Speed |
About the speed of an Abyssal Whip |
| Drops |
- |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Change your Attack Style accordingly when she changes to these Colours:
- When she turns Orange, attack her with Melee Attacks.
- When she turns Green, attack her with Ranged Attacks.
- When she turns White, attack her with Air Spells.
- When she turns Blue, attack her with Water Spells.
- When she turns Brown/Black, attack her with Earth Spells.
- When she turns Red, attack her with Fire Spells.
The order she seems to change in is: White, Blue, Orange, Brown, Red and then Green.
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| Recommended Items |
Sharks, Ring of Life, Ahrim's Hood, Rune plate, Ahrim's Skirt, Crystal Bow, Dragon Dagger(p++) and Runes to cast the highest set of Elemental Spells for your Magic Level. |
After killing the five Mini Bosses, you must face the Culinaromancer himself.
| Culinaromancer |
 |
| Level |
75 |
| Attack Style |
Magic |
| Attack Speed |
Normal Magic casting speed |
| Drops |
- |
| Suggested Attack Method |
Melee |
| Recommended Items |
Super Attack Potions, Super Defense Potions, Super Strength Potions, Sharks, Ring of Life, Armour with good Magic Defense bonuses and a Weapon. |
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You have defeated the Culinaromancer!
1 Quest Point
20,000 Experience Lamp
Full access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
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For completing the Recipe for Disaster Quest, you will unlock a vast amount of new Items, areas and Weapons.
The Sub-Quests of the Recipe for Disaster Quest will take you all over the RuneScape World, and new areas will be discovered.
- For saving the Goblin Generals, you gain access to the Goblin Kitchen, located down the Ladder in the building on the east side of Goblin Village.
- For saving Pirate Pete, you gain access to a new underwater area, accessible only if you have certain swimming items, and you are not too heavy to swim. Speak to Murphy in Port Khazard after you have completed the quest for more information.
- For saving Evil Dave, you gain access to Evil Dave's Basement, which contains Hellrats.
- For saving Skrach Uglogwee, you gain access to a Shortcut from the Feldip Hills to Karamja, via a Boat powered by Rantz's Children.
- For saving Sir Amik Varze, you gain access to a new training area, which includes Black Dragons and a Baby Black Dragon. There's even a new Mining site within the Evil Chicken Lair.
- For saving Awowogei, you gain access to a new Agility Course on Ape Atoll, which requires an Agility Level of 48 or higher.
| Ape Atoll Agility Course |
| Obstacle |
Experience |
| Stepping Stone |
40 |
| Climbing Tree |
40 |
| Monkey Bars |
40 |
| Cliff Climb |
60 |
| Rope Swing |
100 |
| Zip Vine |
300 |
For more information on the Course, read the Agility Guide.
New foods are unlocked with completion of the Sub-Quests, some of which include:
| |
Food |
Required Cooking Level |
Heals |
Experience |
 |
Crab Meat |
21 |
10 |
100 |
 |
Fishcake |
31 |
11 |
100 |
 |
Jubbly |
41 |
15 |
160 |
Note: Crab Meat takes 2 bites to eat.
From the Evil Dave Sub-Quest, you also gain the ability to make Spicy Stews, which give different benefits depending on the type of Spice used.
- Brown Spices: Increases or decreases Level in Mining, Fishing, Woodcutting, Herblore, and Farming.
- Orange Spices: Increases or decreases Level in Cooking, Smithing, Firemaking, Fletching and Runecrafting.
- Red Spices: Increases or decreases skill in Attack, Strengh, Defense, Range and Magic.
- Yellow spices: Increases or decreases skill in Agility, Thieving, Slayer and Prayer
Note: If your Prayer is full and you eat a Yellow Spiced Stew, it will add onto your maximum. For example, you could end up with 63/60 Prayer.
As you venture underwater, you will find an area with Giant Crabs. Aside from dropping Crab Meat, you can also get a Crab Claw or Shell from them. If you use a Chisel with this item, you may succeed in crafting a brand new Helmet or Claw Gauntlet.
| |
Attack |
Defence |
|
| |
Name |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Strength |
 |
Crab Claw |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+3 |
+4 |
+2 |
0 |
0 |
+1 |
 |
Crab Helmet |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-3 |
-1 |
+4 |
+5 |
+3 |
-1 |
+4 |
0 |
The Culinaromancer's Chest contains Kitchen Weaponry, as well as new Gloves, that offer good bonuses to your Combat Statistics.
| Culinaromancers' Chest Rewards |
| |
Attack |
Defence |
|
| |
Name |
Price |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Strength |
 |
Wooden Spoon |
45 |
+4 |
+5 |
-2 |
0 |
0 |
+3 |
+2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+7 |
 |
Egg Whisk |
65 |
+5 |
+3 |
-4 |
+1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+4 |
 |
Spork |
422 |
+11 |
+8 |
-2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+2 |
+1 |
0 |
0 |
+12 |
 |
Spatula |
2,496 |
-4 |
+27 |
+21 |
-4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-1 |
+22 |
 |
Frying Pan |
2,158 |
-4 |
-4 |
+25 |
-4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+20 |
 |
Skewer |
4,160 |
+20 |
+29 |
-2 |
0 |
0 |
+3 |
+2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+31 |
 |
Rolling Pin |
18,720 |
+20 |
-2 |
+39 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+36 |
 |
Kitchen Knife |
10,400 |
+25 |
+12 |
-4 |
+1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+1 |
0 |
+24 |
 |
Meat Tenderiser |
53,950 |
-4 |
-4 |
+53 |
-4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+48 |
 |
Cleaver |
33,280 |
+7 |
+45 |
-2 |
0 |
0 |
+1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
+44 |
| Culinaromancers' Chest Rewards |
| |
Attack |
Defence |
|
| |
Name |
Price |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Stab |
Slash |
Crush |
Magic |
Range |
Strength |
 |
Gloves |
65 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
+1 |
 |
Bronze Gloves |
100 |
+2 |
+2 |
+2 |
+1 |
+2 |
+2 |
+2 |
+2 |
+1 |
+2 |
+2 |
 |
Iron Gloves |
250 |
+3 |
+3 |
+3 |
+2 |
+3 |
+3 |
+3 |
+3 |
+2 |
+3 |
+3 |
 |
Steel Gloves |
500 |
+4 |
+4 |
+4 |
+2 |
+4 |
+4 |
+4 |
+4 |
+2 |
+4 |
+4 |
 |
Black Gloves |
1,000 |
+5 |
+5 |
+5 |
+3 |
+5 |
+5 |
+5 |
+5 |
+3 |
+5 |
+5 |
 |
Mithril Gloves |
1,500 |
+6 |
+6 |
+6 |
+3 |
+6 |
+6 |
+6 |
+6 |
+3 |
+6 |
+6 |
 |
Adamant Gloves |
2,500 |
+7 |
+7 |
+7 |
+4 |
+7 |
+7 |
+7 |
+7 |
+4 |
+7 |
+7 |
 |
Rune Gloves |
5,000 |
+8 |
+8 |
+8 |
+4 |
+8 |
+8 |
+8 |
+8 |
+4 |
+8 |
+8 |
 |
Dragon Gloves |
100,000 |
+9 |
+9 |
+9 |
+5 |
+9 |
+9 |
+9 |
+9 |
+5 |
+9 |
+9 |
 |
Barrows Gloves |
100,000 |
+12 |
+12 |
+12 |
+6 |
+12 |
+12 |
+12 |
+12 |
+6 |
+12 |
+12 |
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