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I was cruisin down in RS one simple little day...
When a noob came by and said that he had something to say...
It was 'fre stuf plz, I'm down on my knees.
I need cash to pay bills and water the trees.'
So I gave him some gold and sent him on his merry little way...
But that wasn't the last I saw of him that day...
He added me and thus began the fray...
(Chorus)
Oh noob, what a cute adorable froob, you were a little special
guy...
I'll always remember how many....times I told you to die.
So everyday I'd get
on and the noob would harass me for food....
He'd have me take him on quests and enough chores to please
any choob...
All that time that he wasted, all those PK trips I died
All those 'emergency' pranks he pulled while I tried
To help his cute little...RS guy....
Oh noob, what a cute
adorable froob, you were a little special guy...
I'll always remember how many...times I told you to die.
Say do you remember
when I got up late up at night...
I was tired of him begging and my futile fight...
I went to the store and bought NoobBlaster 2005
Tore his account to pieces, in every littlee way
If Jagex ever finds it, who knows what they'll say
But I'm sure that if that noob were still with us today
He's agree it'd be a...pretty good way for him to repay...
Oh noob, what a cute
adorable froob, you were a little special guy...
I'll always remeber how many...times I told you to die.
~Silverfox
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