Whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be fishers? Miners? Spineless little whiners?
Wasting your time to be level 99er?
Yeah, got my character at the top of the scores
Everyone knows my name all over the boards
I don't waste time with noobs and slime
Spending my days on the server of mine.
I'm just one step above devine...

I'm the king of Runescape
Not you dirty froobs who gape
The players bow and pray as I get on
They stay that way until I'm gone

What? You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen.
You gape when you see a level 30 on your screen
You think your 22 is really rank
Swinging that sword that's really a plank
You got no skills but get those little thrills
When you talk to Jagex, when they're just asking for the bill
Take a chill pill, man, and run for the hills.

I'm the king of Runescape
Not you dirty froobs who gape
The players bow and pray as I get on
They stay that way until I'm gone

Logging in now...
Wanna run with the pros, huh?
Rule Runescape and hack like my bros?
They call me the king of the auto programs
Make millions of gp (and I'm just selling the shams!)
If you ain't got a 123, get outta my place
Your mere prescense is a disgrace
Talk smack to my pals and I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll hack and delete you

Enjoy! (And you better enjoy that, I had to finish it this morning while packing for my trip...LOL)

-Silverfox