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Cuz although you came to me on the day of my daughter's wedding, I ain't the freaking Godfather, see.  --Slayer Slay the horse, ride the cowboy...  --Farming Your plants will bear a bountiful harvest. (I ran outta puns.)  --Runecrafting In soviet shadowville, runes craft you.  --Construction You will discover just why you need a "hard hat" in this area.  Picture Credits: Muscular Ape, TheAmericanIdiot, and Gobberhop Written by: Blackmage172 Edited by: Knil Coded by: Hoof NoobQuest |