Life Quest Guide Part 1

The begining; ages 0-5

Start Point: The hospital(in most cases anyway).

To Start: Woo...this site is PG 13, so ask your parents for those kinds of details and remember I didn't tell you to do that.

Quest Length: Short

Minimum Requirements:

Being alive
Legs
Hands

Items Needed: parents, money, diapers

1. You're at the hospital, you're alive! From here on you'll emerge into your quest. You have nothing else to do here.



2. After being in the hospital you're in your new home which most parts of this quest will be in. Now you'll have to giggle and laugh to please your parents and win more items.



3. Standing, remember needing those annoying legs and hands requirements? Now you'll have a use for them. Take both your hands, hold something near by and PULL up, it'll take a few tries but we know you can do it.



4. This is where the standing comes to use. Walking, yes I know it sounds scary however without it you'll fail at this quest I like to call life. Take your right leg and move it forwards after your right leg touchs the floor you take your left leg and take it forwards and so on. (You might also want to listen to the Okey-Pokey during this step).



5. Your first word, whatever you do, just make sure your first word is an unusual one - something your parents can talk about with glee (eg. antidisestablishmentarianism).



6. First day in kindergarten. Bring an apple for future success, it's vital. Grin and mingle with the kids, say random things; kids at that age are like adults on pot.



7. The last day of kindergarten, say bye to your friends and remember from now on it's just getting harder and harder.



Written By: Gui
Edited By: dr henry
Pictures By: hawaiigopher
Coded By: Hoof NoobQuest