A Noob's Tale of Misfortune
I arrive in Lumbridge on my first day,
I finished the tutorial, but it took the whole month of May, Look! A pot! Get it fast, Making money will be my first task, Picking up coins here and there, W00t I just found a wizard's hat to wear, I am getting close to 100 gp, And I have been wanting an iron scimmy, When I get that scimmy I will surely pwn, 22 firemaking!!! Wooooooooot I own, This real nice player wants to take me some place, So we take off running like it's a race, We end up in this dark and scary gruff, He tells me to follow him with promises of free stuff, So I kept going because I needed some cash, But all of a sudden I got attacked, And before I knew it I was back in Lumby, I had to start all over again with no money. Written By: Thyross Edited By: Dr Henry Coded By: Rocky Martin |