Dr Henry’s Eye on Varrock |
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*Cue dodgy introduction music* Hello, welcome to the first edition of Dr Henry’s Eye on Varrock! My name is Henry Brockman, and I am here in the sunny town of Varrock, and may I just say that it is so hot here that I am tempted to go topless like Whydidijoin, the camerawoman over there. Today I’m going to be showing you around the delights of Varrock. I will start down low in the sewers before moving up into the air. Now, the sewers used to be covered with a manhole, but a lonely blue ranger stole it one night so now the sewers are open to anyone. Thankfully, rats can’t clime ladders. When you first enter the sewers, you migt feel a bit ill from the stench, but if you, like me, spend a few hours every day with Gamestar Pie, our Eye in the Sky, you will realize that the smell isn’t that bad. Speaking of Gamestar, we are now going LIVE to Gamestar Pie, our Eye in the Sky. Gamestar, what is going on up in the tranquil skies above Varrock. Me? I’m the one who smells?! We have all been to the toilet after you have had your ‘morning pickup’, Henry! Well, here we are high above the town of Varrock. From what I can see, there is a big bank sale on by the west bank! But wait, what is this? Oh, it’s a level 3, bald haired, green shirted man – Obviously just a noob trying to make some moneys. But wait! What’s this? My sources tell me that someone has actually put a Dragon Med helmet into the ‘shop’! Best to get there quick, otherwise it will be gone! OH MY GOD! I’m catching glare off of a set of Steel armour! It’s too bright! Watch out in Barbarian Village, ‘cause I’m about to take an emergency stop! Back to you, Well, we may go back to Gamestar later if he survives the confrontation with the barbarians. First, I am going to the general store to see if the Dragon Medium Helmet has been purchased yet… YES! I’ve got the Dragon Med! I am the 1337! You can now all call me Jimmybe, Master of The World! It seems that someone has just bought the item and is very pleased. Moving on, I think we should take Gamestar’s advice and visit the West Bank to see how busy the sale is… Woah! There are hundreds of people trying to squeeze past each other and get the best deals. Someone nearby is selling the answer to Why Whydidijoin Joined. Those just made the camerawoman laugh out loud. We all know the answer is… |
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Written By: Dr Henry With Help From: Gamestar (Eye in the Sky!) Edited By: Thyross Coded By: TheAmericanIdiot |